Men are getting from bad to worse
They only feel sorry for themselves everyday
After a hard day's work of doing nothing
Find a few buddies and go girl hunting
Runaway
You wanna runaway
Don't be afraid
Just free yourself and do it right Yeah
Throwaway
Throw them all away
Shut all your cellphones
and throw them all away
Remember not to breathe a word to your wives
Or you will die
The girls here are real hot & sexy
fascinating
Driving me wild
Sleepaway
We don't wanna sleepaway
We wanna get High all the way
Come give me a hug
Flirt with me
You flirt with me
You send me up to cloud nine
Isn't it great?
Haven't seen such a big one?
I used to have one
This is my wife
She used to be very pretty
but after 20 years of marriage
all her bad habits are revealed
but I still love her very much
There must be tolerance for the relationship to last
So we haven't been intimate in 3 years and 8 months
It is hard to talk about such things
It is hard not to talk also
I can only suffer in silence
not like my God-brother Jeremy,
who is having a great time
I am different
Being single is more fun
I told myself there is no need to pray to the Gods
As long as we always do good deeds we'll have peace
So I love to help others
whether young or old
male or female
especially those lonely women
In real life
online
it is hard to imagine how big is this group of people
You see how important my mission is
This is my god brother's only son
18 this year
Guys his age
there are 3 things they really love
First is computer
Second is women
Third is using computers to spy on women
Every man goes through this process
From not knowing to knowing
from knowing to delight
from delight to being hooked
from being hooked to exhaustion
Every male goes through the same process
As a woman
I just cannot understand them
They cause me to have a heart attack everyday
The worst thing is I have to live among them
There is an exam today
Done all your homework
You better score above 90 marks
Good morning darling
I missed you yesterday
Ok bye bye
A new girlfriend again
When are you gonna stop fooling around?
I mean when are you gonna stop playing?
There are a great variety of dishes outside
You always eat the same dish
Aren't you bored?
I really give it to you
Are you saying that I always cook the same dishes?
tired of eating?
No no
The dishes that sister-in-law cook
I love to eat
Since young till now
already used to it
So I shifted to the condominium opposite your house
We can keep in contact
Whenever I am free
I can come over to accompany you all for a meal
Are you sure?
You choose to come over
because it's free
You are really smart
We chinese have different values
You better don't get into trouble
Actually it is no big deal
You know something?
Those western couples
When they get tired of the same old dish
They will start exchanging their dishes
Everyone eat each other's dish
That is called potluck
Very exciting
Husband and wife come together
Sometimes even the mother joins in
You eat mine I eat yours
See whose skill is better
It is so fun and thrilling
Where are you going?
Toilet
Talk to your son
Last night I saw him on his computer again
viewing pornography
You guys have your own language
Go and talk to him
I don't know how to say
I really don't understand
Why do men like to watch pornography?
The hottest girl
I thought you are working
I am working
Don't lead my son astray
In a small country in South America
a sex scandal broke forth
It is alleged that the prime minister
Amajiwadi and the chief of police engaged in unnatural sex
resulting in an uproar in the country
Due to their special status
The police do not know how to intervene
Also because of this incident
The people attended a precious sex education lesson
revealing the mystery of oral sex and unnatural sex
Apparently these two phrases
have become the young people's slang in the country
Kids like you better not listen to such news
Dad I'm no longer a kid
I know what is unnatural sex and oral sex
How do you know?
Classmates are talking about it
These are not good friends
Do it with them
I mean do away with them
These are my classmates
I learnt many bad things from them
This is the girl of my dreams
I have a crush on her for very long
a pity that she is Bryan's girlfriend
Hold it hold it
Why did you bring me here?
Buy underwear
You like this type of underwear?
Giving others
Today is Valentines Day?
Just one girlfriend
need to buy so many?
It is very costly
Not just one
Three
I think you have a problem
such a big appetite
It is not my fault
You know what
When God created us
He purposely designed us to be lustful
Mankind can continue reproducing
is mainly due to this
Also, our "lustfulness" is God-given
We cannot let God down
Correct?
So it is God's fault?
Yes
You buy so many things
Is it effective?
Tonight is the best time
You must trust me
make use of this chance
Hello? On the way on the way
Ok ok
Go look for that salesgirl
She knows me
can give you discount
Trust me Bye bye
Hey
Boss what do you want to buy?
I want to buy
a pair of this
Are you buying for yourself?
or girlfriend
buying for yourself
buying for girlfriend
or buying for wife
what size do you want?
Size?
Should be same as yours
This is cup size 38D
Which type would you like?
Are there different types?
Yes
Wonder bra
Sports bra
And also sexy lacy ones
Give me the sexy type
Sexy one
I will recommend this
Your girlfriend will surely like it
Surely like?
Then do you sell stockings?
Yes we have stockings!
How high do you want it to be?
Wear till the knee? Pronunciation means breast in Hokkien)
"Knee” breast)?
Wear till "knee” breast)
I mean Caucasian's "Knee"
Caucasian "Knee" Breast), Chinese "Knee” breast)
Indian "Knee" Breast) are all "knee" Breast).
What is the difference?
Caucasian's "knee" means knee.
Knee is knee
There is no need to speak English at your age.
How can you said that I am old?
but my brain is still new
I can also use English to form sentences.
Listen carefully
When the telephone rings
Green green
I pink up the phone and say
Yellow
Blue is this?
White do you want?
You don't purposely call me
you make me angry
I will not call you black
Give me black color
Darling Happy Valentine's Day
Already husband and wife for so long
still celebrate Valentine's Day?
Actually I do not need you to buy things for me
As long as when I need you
you are by my side
You have a need for me?
What are you thinking?
Not that?
Last month when school reopened
I went with Benny to buy the heavy new books
I needed you
Where were you?
Last week
I wanted you to send my mother for checkup
Where were you again?
Yesterday I was having a very bad headache
needed you to buy medicine for me
Where were you again?
When I really needed you
Where were you?
Darling
You talk as if I do not love you
Actually it is just wrong timing only
Go away go away
Actually I really love you
that is why I bought a gift for you
See
So good?
The salesgirl said that this is the latest model
Wear on your body
is definitely sexy
you will love it
Cover where?
Cover front behind can see
Cover behind front can see
Are you buying this for me to wear
or for you to see?
All you men are like that
everytime say that you do it for us
actually it is for yourselves
You have needs
I also have needs
Do you know what I need?
How would I know if you do not say
I need a ear
which can clearly
totally
Listen to every single word that I say
Can you give me?
Today is Valentine's Day
Do I get to rest on Valentine's Day?
Come and do housework
I am smelly
I need to go and take a bath
Why did you come in?
I want
What are you doing?!
Come on!
Don't want!
Come on!
Stop pulling my clothes
What are you doing?!
Are you crazy!
Today is Valentine's Day
So?
One time
All you men are like that
have ulterior motive in giving gifts
No!
Today is Valentine's Day
very romantic
After doing it we can sleep together
Do I look like sleeping pills?
You can't say that
This is the duty of a wife
Don't you want it?
Ok you do not want to give me
I sacrifice. I give you. Come
Go away
Give me a good reason
Why must I do it with you tonight?
Let go of your hands and feet so I can talk
Today is Valentine's Day
Not counted
I am your husband
Not counted
My sperm has reached custom
What are you talking about?
Not counted
Whatever I say doesn't count
I don't care already!
I want!
I will sue you for rape
We just talked about the song of imperial orders
Let us revise one more time
Ok
Have you finished watching?
Return it to me
Why
Very nice to watch
Let me see let me see
Hang on teacher is still here
It's ok
What are the both of you looking at?
Keep it
What are you looking at?
Give it to me
Give it to me!
Whose is this?
Not mine
Then whose is it?
Say
Is his
Stop it!
Both of you
Ask your parents to see me tomorrow
Sorry
Pussycat Online)
Pussy Cat says:
Each day I'll send you a piece of my face
Jeremy says: Love T o!
Pussy Cat sends: puzzle.jpg
Accept---Save as---Decline
Sending
Finished
Open
Wanna play?
Bring it on
Better be a hot babe
Don't waste my time
What is that?
Why didn't you knock?
I did but you didn't hear
What's the matter?
Can you be my father?
Who you are looking for?
I am looking for Miss Huang Mei Shi
Miss Huang This way please
Thank you
Sure my pleasure
Hi Mr Chen
I am Benny's form teacher
I am Huang Mei Shi
Hi I am Benny's father
Please take a seat
What do you think?
Too young is it?
I take good care of my skin
Many people said Benny and I are like brothers
Still don't believe?
I will show you my identification card
Don't need
Its ok
Actually I invited you over
to find out
If Benny
has any family problems?
When he is in class
He's very distracted
has a wild imagination
and also loves to day dream
If Benny has problems in school
it is your problem
If he has problem at home
then it will be my problem
but during class
he watches pornography using his handphone
It is the same
If he watches in school it is your school's problem
If he watches at home it is my problem
Are you really Benny's father?
You mean I look like his mother?
I am just joking with you
Actually Benny's problem
I already knew
Don't worry
I will give him a good lecture at home
I have a book here
I think you can use it
to inculcate the right values in Benny
Sex and Teenagers
Thank you
Nowadays, being parents
is really tough
Don't worry
I will read the whole book
inculcate the right values in Benny
Oh right
Can you give me your mobile number?
Next time if Benny has any problems
We can keep in touch
keep in touch directly
It's more convenient
Sure no problem
Sit here
We've all grown old
I still prefer when we were schooling
Not so many worries
right but you are different
We are about the same age
but you don't look old
Ate heavenly pills is it?
Is it?
Not eat heavenly pills
is doing it regularly
revitalizes you
Look at her wrinkle-free face
You notice that too
but there is truth to this
Look at Mary she is so active
having her 5th child at 48 years old
but her face is really smooth
very smooth
so smooth that when a housefly parks on her face
it will slide down and break its legs
Are you crazy!
Isn't it so
She is rich
She is so free that
She visits the doctor for "renovation and overhaul"
Unlike me
Money not enough
and so many things to worry about
I don't have mood for such things
I'm the same as you
When I'm in a bad mood
don't feel good
My engine cannot start
My husband is angry
He blames me for not giving in to him
They don't care about our feelings
treat us like prostitutes
They treat us like prostitutes we will "rebel"
Treat us like prostitutes we will "rebel"
You never heard of this idiom?
That is how the chinese idiom came about
Nonsense
I talk nonsense and yet you listened happily
Do you know what I heard
In a man's lifetime
He only has five thousand times
need to share with prostitutes, gigolos and "prosgolos"
when it is our turn
There will be nothing left
so many people want a go
how would five thousand times be enough
also I heard
after using up five thousand times
Even if you use the best methods
take the best medicine
consume any medicine available in the world
is game over too
What are you doing?
I am researching on why men like to read this
Today I did the housework
I am very tired
Come and give me a massage
Higher
I have confirmed!
You must have done something wrong
afraid that I will find out!
Feeling guilty!
that's why you're giving me this consolation prize!
Am I right?
What do you want?
I should be asking you
What do you want?
Treating me so well suddenly?
All you jerks are like that
When we don't want you keep pestering us
now that I want you start to be suspicious
Do you want or not?
Of course!
I am going to the toilet
What!
Wait for a while
Ok
It is raining I have to bring the clothes in
You
I heard that you men
only have five thousand times in a lifetime
Have you used up yours?
Nothing left
Five thousand times
Then I must have started using when I was three
Is peeing counted?
Coffee
Wait
coffee
You must be kidding
Sorry Sorry
No worries...
It is ok...
Sorry...
You must be kidding
you poured the soup all over him
Boss it is a small matter
Go tidy it up
Sorry sorry Boss sit
Boss what do you want to eat?
What do you have here?
We have everything here
but the most famous is this tonic soup
Tonic soup? What kind of tonic soup?
This tonic soup is brewed with bull's testicles
and also the most expensive herbs
Very potent
Is it for real?
Yes it is real
Can use it to play drum and flip table
Want to try?
One bowl
One bowl of bull's testicles soup
Uncle ordered
Hurry up
Benny's father
Mr Chen
What do you think?
Even younger right
Please sit please sit
You said you had urgent things to tell me
Actually there is something
I have been keeping in my heart
I feel very guilty
Ever since I saw Miss Huang
I knew you are a dedicated teacher
so I do not wish to deceive you
Actually I am not Benny's father
You are not Benny's father?
Please don't blame him
Benny is very pitiful
His parents are lunatics
If they know they have to meet the teacher
Benny is dead for sure
Why is it so?
I pity him
so I posed as his father
I hope you can understand my intention
But then you are
Actually I am Benny's God uncle
I am Jeremy
If we worked together
surely we can help Benny
If Benny has any problems in school
call me directly
Just treat his parents as deceased
Benny, l
I, Benny
We are linked
Thankfully Benny has a God uncle like you
Do you still have my mobile number?
Yes
Then lets keep in contact
Sorry I am rushing for time
So how is it?
There is temporary and permanent impotence
You cannot give it a death sentence so soon
I know
Everytime I do it with your sister-in-law
I just can't
with the same woman is not accurate
Ok I will bring you to test
Hospital
Massage parlour
Find two professionals to test it out
No
What if I don't pass the test
Those women have big mouths
Spread the news everywhere
The whole world knows
I will be very embarrassed
You don't dare to try anything
What joy is there in life
I heard there are other medicine which works
You need to see the doctor
need to see the doctor?
I don't want...
What if the doctor is big-mouthed
Spread the news everywhere
The whole world knows
I will be even more embarrassed
Any more solutions?
Hey hey
Wow! so beautiful
Who is that?
Miss Huang
You don't even let a teacher off
I think I am still curable
But you are confirmed incurable!
What do you mean incurable?
This is my cure
Do you have other solution?
Let's go I am rushing for time
Go
Don't be so cold-hearted
Go
Don't be so cold-hearted
May I ask you if there is any...
You want apply, swallow, drink or see a doctor?
My husband
He...
Brew 3 bowls of water into one bowl
If you're afraid of bitterness
can add some rock sugar
How do you know what kind of medicine l want?
The wives who come here
Nine out of ten will buy this type of medicine
Nine out of ten has the same expression as yours
Don't feel embarrassed
Three packets per treatment
Guarantee your husband
will be as hard as steel after consumption
hard as steel?
Infallible
becomes a roly-poly
How many packets do you want?
Give me three treatment nine packets
Nine packets?
Give me fifteen packets
Fifteen packets?
wait a while
Don't look at me like that
No matter what I am also a woman
The sun sets and rises again in the morning
The flower wilts and blooms again next year
Beautiful bird flies away without a trace
My youthful bird has gone forever
Lala Lala Lala
My youthful bird has gone forever
Ok we will practice till here today
See you tomorrow
Thank you teacher
Are you alright?
Bryan and I broke up
Really!
Why did this happen?
He has a new girlfriend
so he broke up with me
This type of guys
you can do away with
I want to go home
Can you accompany me?
Me?
I have reached
Reached?
So fast
Thank you for accompanying me
You are a really nice guy
What?
Haven't you been kissed by other girls?
No
You are the third
The third?
Who are the other two?
They are two women
Who is it?
My mother and grandmother
You are so adorable
Ok See you tomorrow
How is it?
What do you mean?
My "little brother"
Little brother is yours what can I do?
Can you help me resurrect it?
Let me give you four words
Please rest in peace
Let me also give you four words
You go and die
I am rushing for time
Here
I specially brewed it for you
Brewed for a whole day
Hurry up and drink it
What is that?
Well it is good for you
drink it up
Don't want I don't want to drink such herbal tea
It is not herbal tea
I don't want...
I don't want to drink untested medicine
After drinking this you will be
as hard as steel
become a roly-poly
This guy is taking so long to get it up
How do I get out?
Don't complain
All old things are like this
Let me fix it slowly
It will rise up again
What are you looking at?
Indians can't speak Chinese is it?
A lot of people took this and has been cured
Why didn't it work for you?
I wonder how much fun you had before
My youthful bird has gone forever
Why must you sing this "bird" song?
Don't you have other songs to sing?
What are you looking at?
Go to sleep
Miss Huang
Good morning
Why are you here?
I happened to pass by
Oh I see
I wanted to return this book to you
I have finished reading has really been beneficial
Thank you thank you
Really Good
Oh where are you going?
I am going for class
What a coincidence I'm heading there too
Let me give you a lift
Thank you
I can't think of a reason to take a lift from you
Thank you God
Thank you thank you
It's not me who wants you in the car
It is God Lets go
Don't get drenched
Be careful
Hold on to her
Careful
Careful careful
You can't think of a reason to get into my car right?
Then I'll make a move first bye bye
How can you do this!
You getting in or not?
I want this document tomorrow
Pour me a cup of tea at the same time
Ah Seng
Why are you here?
Your wife asked us to buy this medicine for you
We were nearby so we'll pass to you first
What is that?
Do you really want us to say now?
Good stuff
We'll make a move first
Bye bye bye bye
What? Haven't seen Mas Selamat before?
You used to have a small mouth
When did it become so huge?
You are crazy!
I am doing facial
I do not want to quarrel with you
You are doing facial?
I need a mask!
What are you talking about?
Why did you...
tell all your friends that I am impotent?
I... I just wanted to help you
Help me?
Help me lose face is it!
You know what?
Why can't I do it?
It has something to do with you!
Something to do with me?
You don't believe?
I will try it with a whore!
See whether I'm impotent!
You dare?
I don't dare?
You dare?
I don't dare?
If you get a whore I will get a gigolo!
You dare?
I don't dare?
You dare?
I don't dare?
I can't do it because you are a block of wood!
I am a block of wood?
You can't do it
because I am a block of wood!
Let me show you now!
You dare?
I don't dare?
You dare?
I don't dare?
See you
Ok bye bye
Jennifer
I was looking for you
Looking for me?
Are you good with computers?
Yes That is my specialty
Great
Next Saturday afternoon
Can you come to my house to fix the computer?
Go over to your house?
Sure
So we have a deal
Ok
Ok bye bye
Hello
Sorry I am late again
Please sit please sit
You are not late
I am early
but to be able to wait for such a beauty
is my honour
Save your words for other women
You said you had important things to discuss with me
Has Benny gotten into trouble again?
Must we only talk about Benny?
Can't we talk about something else?
Today is my birthday
I did not invite anyone in Malaysia
only invited you
You must be kidding right
Don't believe me?
Ok
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to Jeremy
Happy birthday to me
I want to make a wish
My wish is
that the person in front of me
will give me a birthday kiss
Don't push it
Then I will sacrifice
I will give her a birthday kiss
Your husband is not a man
What did he say about you?
A block of wood
Damn him!
oh right
Don't worry
We'll help you get back at him
Actually
All guys are proud lustful and stupid
They don't know that whatever they can do
Women can do it ten times crazier
Sorry to keep you all waiting for so long
These are our hot favourites
Let me choose first let me choose first
Hurry up
This one...This one is like my first lover
Oh my god Come here
Are you for real
come come come
My turn
I like that one
He has tattoo
Come come
He looks like Andy Lau
You come over here Quick quick quick
So dark
Your turn to choose
Hurry up
I don't want
I am just taking a look
You guys have fun
Don't need to bother about me
What do you mean?
Come here is to enjoy
Ok let me choose for you
What do you mean taking a look?
Ok It must be you
You come here
Greetings
My name is Xiao Han
Madam is very beautiful
Madam is very pretty
Madam drink beer
Madam raise up your hand
Make a "peace" sign
Madam have a smoke
Smoke Madam
Madam be careful...
Madam look at me Madam
There has never been a guy
who treated you so well is it Madam
Madam Today is the
most unforgettable day in your whole life Madam
Drink Madam
Cheers
You are drinking such a big jug
No This is yours Madam
Just kidding Can't you tell Madam
Cheers
Drink again Madam
Cheers
I am very happy
Yes you must be happy
Madam keep it up
Madam Madam all the way
Madam feeling comfortable?
Ah Seng...feel so nice
I am Xiao Han Madam
Poor woman
Must have been repressed for very long
There 's no guy who has treated you so well
Isn't it?
Don't worry
Today I will use a man's charm
and gentleness
give it all to you
Come The most unforgettable moment is starting
You have a moustache?
I just shaved in the morning Still obvious?
Don't shave
The more you shave the more you get
The third time already
Don't blame me for skiving
Shortcut
Let's make it a quickie
2009!
There're still people wearing such gigantic underwear
What are you doing?
Removing your underwear
Why are you removing my underwear?
You have to remove your underwear to 'do it'
You molested me!
No no no I am servicing you
Madam Madam
You removed my underwear
and you still claim you're servicing me!
I will sue you for molest!
and attempted rape!
Madam!
Give me back underwear!
Give me money
Five hundred dollars
You molest and strip me
and still want five hundred dollars!
Ok Two hundred and fifty
Why don't you go and rob!
Fifty
Madam
At least you should give me taxi fare right
You cannot expect me to walk from Petaling Jaya to Chowkit
Right?
Ok ok Don't cry
Okay You win!
I lose I'm just unlucky
Treat it as National Service
Ok? Madam thank you.
Bye Bye
Who are you looking for
I am looking for Benny
What are you doing?
Thinking of you
Frivolous
I have already planned for tomorrow
I am bringing you to a very romantic place
to have candlelight dinner
Really?
I will come and pick you up after you knock off
Don't want
There are a lot of students watching
Nowadays students have already started dating
As a teacher what are you afraid of?
I don't want
Give me the address and I will go myself
Sorry
My boss is calling me
That's it kiss me
Don't want
Then I will kiss you
bye bye
Bye bye
Pussycat online now
That's great baby
Pussy Cat Online)
Pussy Cat says: Are you ready?
Jeremy says: Yes
Pussy Cat: Sends
Accept---Save as---Decline
Sending
Finished
Open
Beautiful!
Oh yea baby beautiful
I have told you many times to knock before you enter
I did knock
But you did not hear
What happen?
I would like to borrow a book on fixing computers
You've changed?
Learning to work on computers like others
No
I am going to a female classmate's house this weekend
Help her to fix the computer
Female classmate?
Wooing girls?
No no
Pretty?
Pretty
Is Patricia Mok pretty?
Pretty
Because she always said that she is very pretty
You like her
Patricia Mok?
I meant your female classmate
I like her
Let me tell you
when we guys woo girls
The most important thing is to use every possible way
Throw in every trick in the book
Remember the Chinese saying soldiers aren't tired of underhand methods
What trick should I use?
Actually there are different stages for a female
From the beginning
No, no
Then don't want, don't want
In the end, don't
Don't stop, don't stop
Really?
Female's biological make-up is largely different from male
Females like to keep things inside their heart
We as males are responsible for digging it out
I understand
I shall go and practice now
Where did you go?
What time is it?
It's none of your business!
You want to quarrel with me?
so what if I want to?
I only asked where did you go
what time is it already?
Why didn't you call back?
I went to get a gigolo
to prove to you I am not a block of wood
You are my wife!
Cleaning, cooking and looking after the children
Taking good care of this family
I do not care what you want to do!
What did you say just now?
You went for a gigolo!
Did you go for a gigolo!
Did you really go for a gigolo!
Don't yell at me!
I am hungry now
and my wife just went for a gigolo
You expect me to keep quiet?!
You are hungry
You are not handicapped Can't you cook!
You are not crippled!
You are my wife!
Cleaning, cooking and looking after our child
taking care of husband is your duty
Please be clear of your role!
In your eyes
I am just a cleaning washing
slave who takes care of the family?
Can't I have some fun with my friends?
Just because I can't do it
You went to find another man!
You slut!
Can you not link everything
to sex?
I don't know if you still love me!
I do not know
I don't love you?
If I don't love you I won't buy and brew medicine for you
All these years I've done so many things for you
You don't remember anything
Just because I didn't make love with you
you feel that I don't love you
Does it mean without sex there is no love?
Hurry up hurry up
broke again
How many bowls must you break each day?
It is very expensive
You see
just a few words and you're crying!
I am not dead yet
I can't hire you anymore
You don't need to come to work anymore
don't need to come
Don't cry
There are other opportunities
You haven't tell me where you live?
I don't want to go home
It is frustrating at home
Then where do you want to go?
I feel like singing Karaoke
Can you accompany me?
Did we do it last night?
Darling Yesterday you were great
I was in heaven
Really?
Why should I lie to you?
But l...
I just like mature guys like you
You like mature guys like me?
but I am an old guy
Doesn't matter
It is ok as long as we truly love each other
You...
How old is your dad?
Forty-eight years old
I am older than your dad
Are you using this excuse to dump me?
After being intimate with me
then you say such things to me
I have a wife
I know you have a wife
but I am not the type of woman who will break up a family
I just wish
a man can truly love me
Just that?
Also
give me an allowance every month
how much?
$250
$2,500
in Rupiah?
Ringgit!
Finally getting to your point
This two hundred is for you
fifty dollars for you to take a taxi home
You think I am a prostitute?!
Jerk!
You don't want money?
Think I am old
Already senile
My brain is still brand new
Haven't started using yet
Come in
Can you help me check my computer?
Don't know why it hangs once I switch it on
I am in a rush
have to hand in project tomorrow
Ok
I will get you some water
Thank you
Here's your drink
Done
Done?
Done
Oh my god this has taken me ages
You fixed it so fast
Benny you are incredible
You are my hero
Thank you
I think I better make a move now
So fast?
Stay a while more
Let us chat
Closer
Even closer
I am not gonna eat you
Come here
You are amazing
Where did you learn your computer skills from?
Actually I learnt from books and the internet
I am not that smart
only know how to dance
Can you dance?
I...
Dance
Come on lets dance
Dance
I am dancing
More energy
Dance Come on Dance
Look at you You're sweating all over
Let's follow the beat
and take off our clothes
Don't look at me this way
I am shy
Sorry sorry
I thought you are a good boy
but you're just a lustful kid
I am going to blindfold you
continue to dance
Come Lets follow the beat
and take off our clothes
take off your clothes!
Take off your clothes faster!
take off your clothes!
I have already taken off all my clothes
You have to take off all your clothes too
Faster! Faster!
That's right!
Take it off! Faster!
Take it off!
More energy
Wilder
I didn't know you could dance so well
Because of you
I am black listed in school
beaten up by my dad
Treat this as a lesson
Don't betray your friends in future
If you want to get the photos back
You have to talk to my Big Sister---Shirley
That way
Don't be so nervous ok?
Please don't say anything later
Just leave it to me
You are that...
Can I speak Cantonese?
I am not fluent in Cantonese
Hope you do not mind
You are the one who blackmailed my brother?
Don't make it sound so nasty
what blackmail?
Your brother and my younger sister had a one night stand
Your brother is married
Asking for some money to seal our lips
is not too much
If we accidentally let the cat out of the bag
It would not be good
Correct?
Threatening us
Threatening? Don't say that
I forgot to mention
My sister is celebrating her 1 6th birthday next month
Please come early
1 6?
1 6 years old with a body like this?
Your mouth stinks
Did you eat shit?
Underage girl
What proof do you have?
Proof?
It is so troublesome
Make it simple
Call the police
No don't call
Stop playing with me
So what if I am playing with you
You have a problem?
No no
This is just a one night stand
there is no need for 2,500
You are right
2,500 is a little overboard
Why not this way
One lump sum $100,000
$100,000?
For just one night?
She is made of gold?
Don't fool around with underage girls if you can't afford it
I'll give you 3 days
3 days $100,000
If there is no money
You will have to explain to the police
Lets go
Please don't say anything later
Leave it to me
Every month $2,500
becomes $1 00,000
what kind of lousy expert are you?
It is ok
I have another idea
You were intimate with an underage girl?
You have to help me
They blackmailed me for $1 00,000
If I do not pay up in three days
They will call the police
I don't want to go to jail
You have to save me
$100,000
How much are you short?
I have always been saving
not much
$99,000
You are still short of $1000
No
I am still short of $99,000
So much?
I... You ask him
I don't know
I assume you ate duck rice that night
I do not want to quarrel with you
Now my brother is in trouble
We cannot stand by and do nothing
You
How many times must I tell you
Do not fool around
Look at you!
you got into trouble now
We will help you
but you must also promise us
to turn over a new leaf
Understand?
Lets go lets go
The bank is about to close
Whatever I said just now
was for myself to hear
Don't take it to heart
I still cannot understand
how can you have intimate relation with an underage girl?
fool around till that extent?
The carpark was dark
I couldn't see her clearly
Carpark?
Didn't you tell me it was the hotel?
It is the hotel not the carpark
How did you know?
He told me
Yes... I am troubled lately
Got everything mixed up
You have nothing better to play
fooling around with an underage girl?
Nowadays girls mature early
and she looks very sexy
Every guy who sees her will want her
I really can't believe that you will do such a thing
Why are you here?
I just heard
You had intimate relation with an underage girl?
Not me not me not me
Not you?
I just heard
Not me... it's
brother
my friend
Your friend
Your brother's friend?
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Why did you tell me is him?
Speak up!...
Speak up!
The two of you are up to something
What is the truth? Speak!
who is it?
It is him!
How can you get me into trouble?
Are you mistaken?
Who is the one who needs money?
I'm helping you
But you got me into trouble instead
Who is the one who needs money?
Who is it?
Is it you?
They are in real danger now
I need to save them
Meishi
Please listen to me?
Let go of me!
It really has nothing to do with me!
I am helping my brother!
Why did you walk so fast!
If you have the guts to do
you better have the guts to admit!
Did you two gang up to lie to me?
Is it you! Is it you!
Tell me! Tell me!
Tell me!...
Ok...
Is me
You! Asking for it!
Stop it!
And you!
The two of you!
Dear!
I really wanted to help my brother!
I don't want to see them divorced!
You don't have to explain
We're not in a relationship
Whatever you like to do
whoever you like to be with
is none of my business!
Please listen to me will you?
Ever since I knew you
The feelings I have towards you
are really getting stronger
I think
I must be in love with you
It was just a misunderstanding
Please give me a chance will you?
Ok
Then come home with me for dinner
My mum wishes to meet you
Meeting your mum is fine
but I am really busy lately
Give me some more time
Meishi!
Dear!
Whatever I say now is of no use
It is all my fault!
When you can't do it
I went through so much just to buy medicine for you
With me you can't
but with a little girl you
are incredible
Who am I in your eyes?
What are you doing?
I don't want you to leave
This home really needs you
I really really really love you
You men are like this
you say you love me
but you fool around behind my back
Now that I found out
You still dare to say you love me?
I had enough!
Where is the bag!
Dear you must help me
Otherwise I will go to jail!
Benny "The Stripper"
What are you doing?
How did this happen?
I was tricked by a female classmate
She tricked me into doing a striptease
Then she uploaded it on to the internet
now the whole school is laughing at me
You also got tricked by a woman?
Also?
who else got tricked?
What I mean is
You are already so old
still tricked by a girl
Is it the older you get
the more you shouldn't be tricked by women?
Of course...
Not
What I mean is
Girls nowadays are sly
Even the smartest man can get tricked
What are you talking about?
It's very confusing
Whatever it is
It is dangerous to be lustful
It's her!
It's her
who is she?
she is my senior Shirley
This photo...
When was it taken?
Last month
taken on her 1 8th birthday
1 8th birthday?
Are you sure?
I'm sure
Are you sure?
Very sure
I was the one who lit the candles
1 8 of them
Can't be wrong
Dear dear!
I didn't sleep with an underage girl
She is already 18
It is legal
There is nothing wrong sleeping with her
Dear actually you do not need to come
We can settle it ourselves
I just want to see what the woman looks like
It doesn't matter what she looks like
the most important thing is that she's 1 8
and that brother is not legally liable
That's right!
Can't you keep quiet?
Dear Dear!
You are that slut?
You are that old maid?
So sly at such a young age?
How could you...
Seduce such a short, old and ugly man?
You have a really low standard
Such a short old and ugly man
And you married him
You have an even lower standard
You...
Shut up
If you are really that good
Your husband won't
be seduced by my sister
Where is the money?
Money?
Here
Open it
Boss it is fake
Monopoly?
You wanna play?
Let's play!
Phone
I'll call the police
You can explain to the police
Pizzahut
Wrong number
Still ordering pizza?
The police is here
Run!
Let me go
Police please listen to me
Nothing happened that day
He was dead drunk
I did not do anything
I just took photos for fun
Nothing really happened between us
Let me go
Uncle save me
Uncle save me uncle
Sister-in-law
The worst is over
Let me tell you
I still want a divorce
I cannot accept a man who has betrayed me
You can't be serious
It's the first time I've cheated on you
And I didn't even succeed
I also admitted my mistake
You think it's so simple?
All you guys are the same
You only think of yourselves
Dear dear
If I'm really in the wrong
Then let God punish me
Are you alright?
Sorry sorry uncle sorry
It hurts!
Hurt?
Does it hurt as much as my heart?
Dear don't be like this
Let us go home
I don't want to see you again
If you return home I will leave immediately
Forget it
Quarrelling everyday is not going to help
You must make a decision
Don't you admire
My care-free bachelor lifestyle?
There are many exciting things
you have not tried before
Doesn't hurt anymore?
Doesn't hurt already
Bryan this is solid!
You and Jennifer...
Give it back don't watch anymore
Let me see!
Don't snatch!
I said stop watching!
Have you had enough!
Where is my mobile phone?
The video can't be seen by the teacher!
Look for it!
Hi
Pussycat?
Yes
Jeremy?
Hi
Please take a seat
Thank you
I never expect
You look even prettier in person
Is it?
Do you always date girls this way?
No
Actually I am very busy with work
Usually I don't have time to make friends
That is why I go online
To meet new people
Dating girls this way
is my first time
Is it?
This is also my first time
The feeling you give me
is so different when you're online
I also feel that you are very different
Thank you!
I ordered for you just now
The cocktail here
is very nice and famous
Cheers
You can't be serious
You think I'm the type of man
who will resort to spiking drinks
to cheat women?
No
I am...
Look at me
I woo girls using my abilities
Not relying on drugs
I know but...
I brought my own
My mum said
Never to accept drinks from strangers
Ok sure
I'll drink yours
You drink mine
Will it do?
You drink yours
I'll drink mine ok?
You finish both drinks
Ok
I will drink both
Cheers
See No problem
Jeremy!
Are you alright!
Jeremy are you ok?
Who tied me up?
Is there anyone?
Let me go!
Who are you?
Why did you tie me up?
Have you eaten?
I haven't eaten haven't eaten!
How can I eat when I'm tied up?
Let me go let me go!
Haven't eaten?
I also haven't eaten
Come let's eat together!
delicious! delicious!
Try it!
It is delicious!
I don't want! Chilli! No! No!
It's hot! Let me go!
Come! Eat chilli! Delicious!
Girl! Prepare for dinner!
come and help me!
Let me go!
I am getting the fish cake
Do you want the big or small one?
I want both!
Pussycat!
Hi
I am preparing dinner
So you want to invite me for dinner
You're really creative
This idea is not bad
but it's not fun!
Fun?
I heard you love to have fun right?
You had fun
With many women right?
Jennifer is a bad girl
Upload
Can you release me first?
Being tied up is really uncomfortable
sure sure
Hang on
Do you mind
If I take a look first
incredible!
You think too highly of me
Let me see
What's there to see?
Pussycat I never expect
Your mum is still so fun-loving at this age
Fun!
You think it is fun?
Is it very fun?
Mum
Mum Stop
Is it very fun?
Let me tell you
10 years ago
I have a daughter whose life was destroyed by "this"
After fooling around with my daughter
He abandoned her
My daughter was heart-broken
jumped from the 20th floor
and died tragically
Daughter
Mum
Daughter you died so tragically
Mum don't cry
It's already been 1 0 years
Upload
Let me ask you
Why do men
Behave like this?
Stop hitting me...
Please calm down
Listen to me
Actually it's not our fault
Our nature is designed by God
God wanted us to procreate aggressively
So that human beings can continue to exist
It's beyond our control
Beyond control
What is that?
This belongs to Muah's 'whoring king'
He told me he cannot control
So I helped him remove his 'problem'
This is the souvenir he gave to me
And this is Petaling Jaya's Casanova
Robert Tan
He also told me he cannot control
I don't have any choice
So I helped him remove his 'problem'
This is the souvenir I requested from him
Crazy
Let me go!
Didn't you say you cannot control just now
What is your name?
Where do you stay?
Damn it!
Let me go
I am not married yet
I still want to have children
His name is Jeremy
lives in Kuala Lumpur
Jeremy...
How to spell?
Spell...Your head!
Let me go
Help!...
J-e-r-e-m-y
Kuala Lumpur
I used to rear pigs in the village
I castrated all those pigs
Castrate?
Those pigs did not die after castration
They grew to be big and healthy
Most importantly after castration the male pigs
never bothered the female pigs again
I am not a pig
I am a human being
Human being?
You are a beast!
Don't be afraid
Once your organ becomes numb
I will help you to remove it
Not painful at all
Don't
It's freezing
Just a while more
Upload
Sausages are my favorite
Let's eat together later
What about these meat balls?
Put it aside first
We'll cook together with his
Good
Want to run away?
What is the matter?
Stop Police
She...
She wants to castrate me
I didn't
He tried to rape me
Daughter daughter
Mum
Daughter
Mum
I had a hard time looking for you
What happened to you?
He...
He tried to rape you
I didn't
Damn you!
You hit me
The two of you be the judge
They held me captive
and wanted to castrate me
I'm telling you
They may look innocent
But they are actually perverts
Perverts
Who's the pervert?
Look at your pants
Why did you take off your pants?
No!
Go back with me
No!
Its not what it seems...
It is not
Pussycat Go away!
Go away!
What are you doing?
Why am I here?
Just now you
were at the cafe
and you fainted suddenly
When you woke up
I helped you over to the carpark
who knows
when we reached here
you fainted again!
I was scared to death!
I am scared!
When you fell
You even injured your head
I thought you were dead
I was very scared
Don't touch me!...
Don't touch me!
Let me help you
don't help me!
I told you not to follow me!
Young Teenage Couple's Shocking Sex Video Exposed
Jennifer is a bad girl
wow so big you see... so small
why is it so small
see! Amazing! Really amazing!
Come and watch...why is he leaving?
Look it's so dangerous
yah!
She looks so young
Right!
Looks like she is going to jump
Jennifer! Jennifer!
Jennifer!
Don't come any closer!
Ok I won't
Hold it!
Don't do this
Come down quick!
Whatever problems can be resolved
It's futile
Everybody has seen me naked
how am I going to continue living?
Don't be like this?
Look at me
this happened to me before too
I am still doing fine aren't l?
Do you know?
death can't resolve any problem!
Regarding the prank
It was Bryan who forced me to do it
He said if I don't cooperate with him to set you up
he would post our intimate video online
Sorry
is it?
Actually the one who posted your video online...
Is a useless, gutless, unforgivable
First class jerk
Jennifer I beg you!
Everything will eventually be over
Come down quick
I promise you
I will think of all ways
to remove those clips from the web
because death is not the solution!
Come down quickly
Yes that is right
That is right
Slowly
Jennifer!
Save me!
Jennifer is a bad girl
Delete Video
Save me!
Thank you
Why did you come over?
I... I wanted to take back
the book I lent you the last time
I want to lend it to other parents
Tried calling your mobile phone but couldn't get through
so I came up to find you
That book
During the heavy rain the last time
I already returned to you
Thank you very much
I would like to meet your mother
Didn't you say that you are very busy?
No matter how busy I am
I still want to meet your mum
I want to tell her
I want to marry you
Dear
Why did you come here?
Didn't I tell you
If you come back I will leave
Get lost!
This week
I've been living a meaningless life outside
I really cannot live without you
Let me tell you again
If you come back I will leave
I've told the lawyer to prepare the documents
Ok
don't say that I am heartless!
I already begged you!
I already admitted my mistake!
And don't wish to divorce you
Yet you still want to drive me away!
You are not leaving is it?
I'll leave!
Ok!
You don't wanna leave
I'll leave! I'll leave!
I am really tired
Go ahead and divorce
Today I came back
just to test market!
I've confirmed
Brother
Sister-in-law
You came just in time
Your sister-in-law
Is adamant about divorcing me
I've talked till my mouth is dry
Sister-in-law
Don't say another word
I have already decided
I have news to tell you
I said shut up!
The words of men
Cannot be trusted!
I am getting married
You are getting married?
It's not enough to torture them one by one?
You want to marry one
and torture her slowly?
Sister-in-law
I am serious now
Meishi is willing to marry me
Now you're telling me you're getting married!
I just become single!
You know that?
What do you want me to do now?
What can I do?
Sorry brother
I did say that
I would never get married in this lifetime
It's because I haven't found my true love
Now I've found her
Sorry your head! Sorry!
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do now?
Have you two finished acting?
Finish acting then leave!
If not I will hit you!
Go on and hit
You think I don't dare?
If I let you hit
Can you not divorce me?
So simple?
Wishful thinking!
Please
Sister-in-law
Actually brother's sorry state now
I'm also to blame
Both of you!
Just because you're kneeling now
you think that I don't dare to hit is it!
You think I don't dare to hit is it!...
Dad mum what are you all doing?
Dear where did you drop your button?
Yes so small very hard to find
Let me tell you
Some things can never be found once they're lost
Shower and eat
She asked us to shower and eat
calling your son!
She really has sharp ears
Why not
I pretend to kill myself
scare her ok?
What if you really die?
We've arrived
This is it?
It is pretty big
Mum Jeremy is here
Open the door
so many gifts
Hi Auntie
Hi Please come in
Please take a seat
Meisi
You and your mum really look alike
Is it?
It's true
Look at you
Your eyes and noses are totally the same
but she is not my mum
She is our Aunty
Don't lie to me
My mum
She should be busy in the kitchen
Mum Jeremy is here
Mum
Hello, we are late
traffic jam
Hi I am her elder brother
I am her second brother
I am her mother
Welcome to my home
My daughter talks about you all the time
so I couldn't wait to see you
Today I've finally known
why my daughter likes you so much
you have really good taste
I bought some gifts for you
This is for you
Don't mention it don't mention it
Mum this is for you
It is great that you came
No need to stand on ceremony
It is nothing much nothing much
Thank you...
ok
Let us not stand and chat
Mum have you finished cooking?
finished cooking long ago
Let us quickly have our dinner
Good good
come on
come in don't be shy
Why did you spend so much?
Just a small token
ok let's eat
Ah Yin take this and open it
cut into slices
Right
I've bought your favorite beef and mutton
I've ordered but forgotten to take
It's at the supermarket nearby
I will go and pick it up now
I accompany you
Take a seat
I will be back very soon
I have been your brother for so many years
I've never seen you buying things for us
Not fair
I think I better accompany her
There is no need
You have our company right?
Don't stand on ceremony
come eat eat eat
I'll do it myself
Where do you live?
I live in Kuala Lumpur
Which school did you study at?
I studied in many schools
Lately stocks haven't been doing so well
Were you burnt?
Right!
come come come
I love eating sausages
Our family loves to eat sausages
Do you like to eat sausages?
Do you like to eat meat balls?
Hi I am Meishi's younger sister
My name is Meizhen
Don't be scared don't be scared
Meishi is a great girl
Take good care of her
Do not bully her
We love her a lot
Ah!
All this food for you?
For your sister-in-law
Trying to make it up to her
What is that?
Doctor
Treat your illness
I don't want It's embarrassing
What is there to be afraid of?
If you're sick you should see the doctor
It's very common nowadays for men
Dear
You are hungry
Do eat something
You really look pretty
You have great taste
Come eat while it's hot
I'm going to toilet
Dear Dear
Smells great!
Yes
What do you want to eat
Anything is fine
Look you are perspiring
Thank you
Come let me feed you
Brother
Here! Eat
Don't be like this guys
Come on eat
Eat! Eat!
Eat
Everyone is so happy today
Meishi Be careful
Look let me feed you
Me too Me too